Okay however see, your viewers is Deeply Silly.
On Donald Trump’s favourite tv program Fox & Buddies, co-host Pete Hegseth handed somewhat morning-banter time by, apparently, making an attempt to gross out his fellow tv personalities.
“My 2019 decision is to say issues on air that I say off air… I don’t suppose I’ve washed my palms for 10 years. Actually, I don’t actually wash my palms ever,” […]
“I inoculate myself. Germs aren’t an actual factor. I can’t see them. Subsequently they’re not actual,”
Each Hegseth and Fox Information correct have been fast to make clear that he was joking. Only a little bit of morning enjoyable, trolling the co-hosts … and Twitter.
Thoughts you, we right here at Hunter Industrial Enterprises are all the time up for a superb joke, however I will confess to being a wee bit nervous about this one. The morning present Fox & Buddies is, hands-down, the dumbest pseudo-news program on tv; extra pressingly, its viewers consists of people that can solely tolerate the dumbest pseudo-news packages on tv. They rely amongst their most avid viewers a sure Donald J. Trump, which ought to serve to reveal the kind of sofa potatoes we’re coping with right here.
And I’m not positive the viewers of the dumbest information present on tv goes to get the joke. I am unsure Donald will get the joke. (The Twitter replies, for what it is value, don’t appear to be treating it as a joke.)
We’re one high-profile fool away, in different phrases, from a nationwide motion amongst conservatives to surrender hand washing after pooping with a purpose to personal the libs.